BARACK “GAZILLION” OBAMA
The White House is already working on the budget for the next fiscal year and President Obama wants to make some basic changes in the way business is done in Washington. He instructed his budget director to contact the Congressional Budget office and to add the following words to their vocabulary: ananillion, bajillion, bazillion, dillion, gadzillion, gagillion, gajillion, godzillion, gonillion, grillion, hojillion, julillion, kabillion, kajillion, katrillion, killion, robillion, skillion, squillion, and umptillion. These words will be instramental to an understanding of next years budget, and the new tax policies for the wealthest citizens among us.
The President of change also ask for some input with regards to the matter of changing the title of the budget director to either the zillion czar, the jillion czar, or the gazillion czar. Apparently, the change the President was takling about during the campaign is that there will be no change left in your pocket or purse. Now that’s change this administration can believe in.
President Obama is also considering a $140,000 surtax on every abortion in America, because anyone who kills a child conceived in the USA must assume that child’s tax liability. This tax must be a graduated tax which will increase as the government and congress spend and borrow even more money.
The President is asking China, the Saudis, and all the oil producing nations to cut back on their expenses, ride their bikes to work, and turn off their electric and air conditioning because he will be sending them a Gazillion dollare of new debt, and wants to make sure they will have the funds he needs. He and Pellosi are looking into taxing Kim Jong Il’s nuclear program in Norht Korea, because if you tax something you will get far less of it, and perhaps even eliminate it.
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